04 July 2004, 00:12
Foot Disease
Haha. I bet you wouldn’t think I would actually write about a foot disease would you? Well, you’re crazy. If you know this address, you probably know that I like to write about stuff like foot diseases. Why? Well, for no better reason than that I have a particularly gross foot disease of my own. It looks like my left foot has a very bad case of pussy acne. And, it hurts. And, I have to wear my thongs (sandals, in this instance) everywhere cause it hurts too much to wear other shoes. Oooh. I wish I could post pics. Why? Well, the simple answer is that I was trying to pose for a picture, and decided it would work best if I stood on a fire ant hill. Turns out, they bite. Not fun.